Izit me...or izit a fact that WOODBLOCKs are mulitplying real fast???
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Scene of Crime : Blk ***, Eunos Crescent, Lift Lobby
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Suspect : Chinese Gal , age 18-20.
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Scenerio : Lift door opened, Gal totally oblivious to the "handsful" couple, who was struggling to exit the lift, one parent holding a toddler, one parent holding a shelf to be dispose and trying to hold the lift open. Gal stood there, totally motionless and blocking 1/4 of the doorway.
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Me, feeling p7, stretched out my right arm and across her shoulder and face, just to press the lift button ...
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Woodblock remained motionless.
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*no exhange of words, fore she was in her own IPOD world
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WOODBLOCK #2
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Scene of Crime : Train on NEL Line, stopping at dohby gauht station
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Suspect : Young Working Female exe , age 26-29.
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Scenerio : Wmn, standing right in the middle of the exit, totally oblivious to the crowd moving out of the train, oblivious to the world of "excuse me"....
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Me, "if you dun excuse me, i will push u out of the train.."
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Wmn gave a "tsk" and a hard stare....me, of cos, with my ever so "endearing" personality, flashed her my megawatt smiled, "stare somemore, your eyeballs will drop"
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WOODBLOCK #3
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Scene of Crime : Train, heading towards orchard.
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Suspect : Working Male exe , age 30 - mid 30s
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Scenerio : Guy, totally oblivious to the crowd in the train, had his well dressed back plastered to the metal railing in the middle of the cabin and for a moment, i thought he was having an affair with the pole t. Me, being my usual sweet self, tapped on his shoulder, "excuse me!" ...Him, thinking that i need to exit, moved away from the pole slightly. Me, parked my right hand on the pole and flashed my megawatt smile, "sorry i dun think u own this pole right?"